So this is not going to be the serious article I normally write. But hey, you need to have fun sometimes and when I heard about the dating site for Green Bay Packer fans, I couldn’t resit offering a little commentary.
When first hearing of the site GreenBayPackersLovers.com, I couldn’t help but laugh a little.
Don’t get me wrong, finding a soul mate who loves the Packers would be awesome but is an online dating site really the place to do it?
To be fair, I know very little about online dating. I met the love of my life five years ago and never looked back — so I have no clue about the dating scene.
One thing I do know is that there seems to be a lot of that catfishing going on and Packer fans, while awesome aren’t immune.
For those of you that don’t know what catfishing is in the online dating sense here is the definition from the Better Business Bureau – Catfish (or catphish) are looking for romantic attention, personal information and/or financial support by way of deception. They put a lot of time and effort into building a fake persona and relationship with their victim(s).
Just think about it boys and girls. There you are chatting up a pretty girl or handsome fella online, thinking you’ve found the love of your life. You message back and forth and all that dumb crap. Then finally you go to meet the cute girl from the website only to find out lo and behold she’s a Vikings fan!!
Then you’re all like noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
You scream painfully at the sky as you realize the truth — that your beautiful Packer princess is really a Viking ogress (female orge).
Quite a disturbing image isn’t it?
But you can’t blame the Viking ogress after all. The Vikings suck and there are the Packers with their Super Bowl championships, division titles and great quarterbacks — rubbing it in the faces of those Viking fans, who only have a few hilarious choke jobs and Super Bowl loses to show for their entire history.
So before you go making any commitments on this dating site Packer fans, do your research! Make sure you aren’t being catphished by some pathetic Vikings fan, who wishes to associate themselves with a winner. Make sure they are who they say they are — because there is nothing more unattractive than a Vikings fan.